hmmmm i read on the papers today about this joke...v v funny la....so tink post...

A man was walking along a beach when he stumbled upon an old lamp. he picked it up and rubbed it, and out popped a genie.
The genie said, " You released me from the lamp. I am getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three, you only get one wish."
the man thought about it for a while, and said, " I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but i'm scared to fly. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so i can drive over there to visit?"
The genie laughed and said, " That's impossible! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? No, think of another wish."
So the man thought hard and finally said: " i've been married and divorced four times now. My wives said that I don't care and i'm insensitive. So iwish that i could understand women, know why they are crying, know what they really want when they say "nothing", know how to make them truely happy."
The genie said, " Do you want the bridge to be two lanes or four?"


well...tis entry shall reflect on how i tin k on gals and women...haix.....